arknypot

SO! It's been minus forty outside for most of the month. sometimes minus fifty. I have very little to do but sit inside wrapped in cynicism and a quilt and glare evilly at the outside world that putters by needlessly with their parkas and functional SUVs. I think i'm getting old. And really my only solution to the situation is to take a hair dryer to the front lawn and get to work, lather on some night cream, and pump out as much ozone damaging gas as is humanly possible. somebody's got to. And in my negative moods and temperatures, i have developed a severe and unnatural obsession with Blue October and Queen. Who clearly have no right bein

I'll say it from the beginning. It could be the booze. It could also be the pages and pages of death and torture I've read in the newspaper the past couple of days. It could be a child, fresh in the world, burried under it, a decapitated bystander, a missing child, a whorish, alcoholic mother, a pedophile, a rapist, a liar. It could be the air. The pollution they tell me I'm causing, the emissions from my car, the power it takes to keep the mall well lit so i can buy things i never needed in the first place. It could be the money. it could be the increasing cost of living, the high gas prices, the taxes, and the moral nagging at seeing

Warning: You may want to read the warning* before continuing... #1 GLOBAL WARMING   No one completely knows why it's happening. No one knows for sure what it's doing. But we all know it's possibly there, and it's  most likely going to screw up generations in the nowhere near  forseable future. And we are told that it is our responsibility to stop it with outlandish ideas like "recycling" and "car pooling".   Come now, people. What you're really telling us is that there's no reason to leave appliances on, and that there's too much plastic in the world, two things you should know from instinct, and watching Entertainment Tonight. Since tha